1st Idiot: Why do Trains never go to Petrol Pumps???
2nd Idiot: Very Simple, it's coz petrol pumps can't Pump Air in Train Tyres !!!!!!
3rd Idoit: Ha ha ha !!! Arey IDIOTS, its coz petrol pumps don't have any Runways.
And the total idiot of a mother who ,
when her daughter became pregnant,
said "Don't worry maybe it is'nt yours".
Student:Give me sum xtra time
Give me sum brain
Give me another chance 2 write my paper once again
Examiner: Na nananana.. Na na nana
Q. "3 Idiots" could have been more Successful and Super Duper Hit Movie , if ?
Ans: Kareena told once in the movie, "Jahaan Panaah Tusi Great Ho, Tofa Kabul Karo" :-) :-) :-)
3 idiots-STUDENTS VERSION Give me some extra time,
Give me some brain,
Give me another chance 2 write my paper once again
EXAMINER- NA nana na,nana!
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th? Man: He didnt study became a barber.
Friend: Why dont you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
i've learnt many things 4m my idiot friends.
dey taught me d tricks 4 stupid activities.
dey taught how 2 laugh without any reason.
dey taught me how 2 stand smartly while being scolded.
but still i've complaint.knw wat?
dey din't teach me how 2 live without them
3 Stupid STAGE of LIFE : TEENAGE :
Have Time and Energy BUT NO Money WORKING AGE :
Have Money and Energy BUT NO Time OLD AGE :
Have TIME and Money BUT NO Energy
3 lessons from ... "3 Idiots" Movie.
1. Do any work with Passion n Choice..
2. Believe in urself All is Well..
3. Always have 1 Idiot Friend like u....
Plz don't see New Indian Movie 3 IDIOTS Bcoz they dont sign u.
We all protest against this bcoz you are the most deservng 2 b a part of da Cast!:-
Why were enginering stdnts happy after watching 3 idiots?
Ans.now the doctors did not done deliveries because enginers do it !
1 more Source of Placemnt After Enginering.
3 IdIoTs EfFeCtS: Enginers were happy after watching 3 idiots..!!
Reason:- instead of docotrs,
now baby delivery can be done by ENGINeRS also.
1more option for Placement..!
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