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Engineer Jokes Electrical

Ek Baar Ek Beemar Electrical Engineer Se uski Wife Boli,
Is Baar Aap Jaanwaron Ke Doctor Ko Dikhao,
Tabhi Kuch Ho Sakta Hain.

Husband Wo kyun Priyatame??

Wife: Roj Subah Aap Murgi Ki Tarah Jaldi Uth jaate Hain,
Ghode Ki tarah Bhag Kar Office Chale jaate Hain,
Kachue Ki Tarah Din Bhar Office Chale Jaate Hain,
Kabootar Ki Tarah Idhar udhar Information Batorte Firte Hain,
Chimpangee Ki Tarah Malik Ke Ishare par Naacte Rahte Hain,
GharAakar Fir Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokte Hain Aur Ashanti Karte Hain,
Aur Saand Ki tarak So Jaate Hain Aur
Subah Late Tak Bistar Par Pade Rahte Hain,
Isme Aadmi Ka Doctor Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta.



Ek Baar Ek Madari Bandariya Ka Naach Dikhakar Bollta Hai,
Naach Meri Dulhan tujhe Paisa Milege
Kahan Kadardaan Tujhe Aisa Milega.

Bandariya: Chup Raha Kambhakt,
Kaun Sa Kadardaan Elecrical Engineer Hokar
Bandariya Ka Naach Dikha raha Hai.

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