Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye.
A Desi Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
English Sardar Joke
Sardar Ji: We have started a mobile marriage bureau.
For Partner Search: Press 1
For Engagement: Press 2
For Marriage: Press 3
A Desi Man asks: What to press for second marriage.
Funny Sardar Ji: For second marriage, press neck of first one.
Hindi Jokes
Ek Sweet Punjabi man aur ik Sweet Hindi man kabristan me baithe baat kar rahe the.
Sweet Punjabi: Hindi bhai, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...
English Jokes
A Sweet Punjabi man and a Sweet Hindi man were sitting in a graveyard & were talking.
Punjabi: Hindi bhai, see all these dead men are sleeping so peacefully in the graves.
All dead men got up and said: Why should not we sleep, we have got this place by giving away our lives.
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