3 Idiots Joke

                             3 Idiots Joke

1st Idiot: Why do Trains never go to Petrol Pumps???

2nd Idiot: Very Simple, it's coz petrol pumps can't Pump Air in Train Tyres !!!!!!

3rd Idoit: Ha ha ha !!! Arey IDIOTS, its coz petrol pumps don't have any Runways.





And the total idiot of a mother who ,

when her daughter became pregnant,

said "Don't worry maybe it is'nt yours".

Student:Give me sum xtra time

Give me sum brain

Give me another chance 2 write my paper once again

Examiner: Na nananana.. Na na nana





Q. "3 Idiots" could have been more Successful and Super Duper Hit Movie , if ?

Ans: Kareena told once in the movie, "Jahaan Panaah Tusi Great Ho, Tofa Kabul Karo" :-) :-) :-)


3 idiots-STUDENTS VERSION Give me some extra time,
Give me some brain,
Give me another chance 2 write my paper once again
EXAMINER- NA nana na,nana!


Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th? Man: He didnt study became a barber.
Friend: Why dont you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.


i've learnt many things 4m my idiot friends.
dey taught me d tricks 4 stupid activities.
dey taught how 2 laugh without any reason.
dey taught me how 2 stand smartly while being scolded.
but still i've complaint.knw wat?
dey din't teach me how 2 live without them


3 Stupid STAGE of LIFE : TEENAGE :
Have Time and Energy BUT NO Money WORKING AGE :
Have Money and Energy BUT NO Time OLD AGE :
Have TIME and Money BUT NO Energy


3 lessons from ... "3 Idiots" Movie.
1. Do any work with Passion n Choice..
2. Believe in urself All is Well..
3. Always have 1 Idiot Friend like u....


Plz don't see New Indian Movie 3 IDIOTS Bcoz they dont sign u.
We all protest against this bcoz you are the most deservng 2 b a part of da Cast!:-


Why were enginering stdnts happy after watching 3 idiots?
Ans.now the doctors did not done deliveries because enginers do it !
1 more Source of Placemnt After Enginering.


3 IdIoTs EfFeCtS: Enginers were happy after watching 3 idiots..!!
Reason:- instead of docotrs,
now baby delivery can be done by ENGINeRS also.
1more option for Placement..!

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Famous Quotes Of Our Bollywood Stars

“I can smoke anywhere I want to, I am Shah Rukh Khan”- Shah Rukh Khan

“Hrithik (even though he is happily married)
is the ‘take home and show mom’ type of guy.” – Gul Panag

“Just a good body won’t make you sexy” – Bipasha Basu

“Kissing in films is mechanical.” – Shahana Goswami

‘The dog got paid more than me.’ – Chunkey Pandey

‘SRK-Salman spat is no big deal.’ – Preity Zinta

‘Rahul should stop being naughty.’ – Payal Rohatgi

‘I don’t mind Amitabh – Rekha working together.’ – Jaya Bachchan

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Management Lessons from 3 Idiots Movie

1. Never Try To Be Successful
Success is the bye-product. Excellence always creates success. So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the life.

2. Freedom To Life
Don’t die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to
die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & live @ happiness.

3. Passion Leads To Excellence
When your hobby becomes your profession and passion becomes your profession. You will be able to lead up to excellence in the life. Satisfaction, pleasure, joy and love will be the outcome of following passion. Following your passion for years, you will surely become something one day.

4. Learning Is Very Simple
Teachers do fail. Learners never fail. Learning is never complicated or difficult. Learning is always possible whatever rule you apply.

5. Pressure At Head
Current education system is developing pressures on students’ head. University intelligence is useful and making some impact in the life but it cannot be at the cost of the life.

6. Life Is Emotion Management Not Intelligence Optimization
Memory and regular study have definite value and it always helps you in leading a life. You are able to survive even if you can make some mark in the path of the life. With artificial intelligence, you can survive and win but you cannot prove yourself genius. Therefore, in this process genius dies in you.

7. Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
Necessity creates pressure and forces you to invent something or to make it happen or to use your potentiality. Amir Khan in this film, 3 idiots, is able to prove in the film by using aqua guard pump at the last moment.

8. Simplicity is Life
Life is need base never want base. Desires have no ends. Simplicity is way of life and Indian culture highly stresses on simple living and high thinking, and this is the way of life: ‘Legs down to earth and eyes looking beyond the sky’

9. Industrial Leadership
Dean of the institute in 3 idiots is showing very typical leadership. He has his own principles, values and ideology, and he leads the whole institute accordingly. This is an example of current institutional leadership. In the present scenario, most of the institutes are fixed in a block or Squarish thinking.

10. Importance Of One Word In Communication
If communication dies, everything dies. Each word has impact and value in communication. One word if used wrongly or emphasized wrongly or paused at a wrong place in communication what effect it creates and how is it affected is demonstrated very well in this movie.

11. Mediocrity Is Penalized
Middle class family or average talent or average institute is going to suffer and has to pay maximum price in the life if they do not upgrade their living standards. To be born poor or as an average person is not a crime but to die as an average person with middle class talent is miserable and if you are unable to optimize your potentiality and die with unused potentiality then that is your shameful truth. One should not die as a mediocre. He/she has to bring out genius inside him/her and has to use his/her potentiality to the optimum level.

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