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Exam Time SMS in English

Exam Time SMS in English & Hindi 140-160 Words

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai



I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Guess which song?
.
guess!
.
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “Please cover your answer sheet”

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!!!!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd March. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... ana jarur

If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.

If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...

HAPPY EXams Days.

AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??
Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!


1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
SMSMANIA.IN
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

" Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition."...

Exam SMS in 140-160 Characters

Exam SMS in 140-160 Characters
Exam SMS in Hindi 140 Words

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?


Sari Umr Hum Khel Khel K Jee Liye
Ek Pal To Ab Hmen Parhne Do Parhne Do
Exams Sir Pe Hain Tayari Kuch Nhi
Ek Pal To Ab Hmen Parhne Do Parhne Do
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaa
Give Me Some Study Time
Give Me Sum Days
Give Me Another Chance
I Wana Get High Percentage
Dedicated To All Parhakoos….


Lamhon mein exam aa jayega



Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai,do line parh lo,
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?

Insurance claim le ata



Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim le ata.

Exams ki sari preparation


Ajj to maza aa gaya,

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi,

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus

Parhna baqi hay

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein



Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Exams ka saya hai



Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai

Book read student doctor teacher

1,000 Din ki Book
Kitne din me padhi jati he
Doctor-6 mon
Lawyer-6 mon
Teacher-1 mon
Student-ye to batao Exam kab he rato rat nipta dalenge.

Exam jokes on 3 Idiots movie



Give me some extra time
Give me some brain
Give me some another chance
2 write a paper once again

Examiner-Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Exam moh maya hai



Ye EXAM
ye NO.
ye MARKSHIT
ye AGE
sab moh maya k jal h,
sab bekar ki bate h,
Tum khali hath aye the khali hath jaoge
Good Morning

Nursery se hi to parhna hai



Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !

If U Pass in Exms



If U Pass in Exms
Mom’s words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad’s wrds:
Mera beta sher hai
Lvr’s wrds:
So sweet
Frnd’s wrds:
Kameeney tu padha kab.?

Funny exam shayari in hindi



Wo mud mud k hame dekh rahe the aur hum unhe
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rahe the aur hum unhe
Kyonki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha aur na hame!

Hot Girlfriend and Teacher



Behind every FAIL student there’s
a HOT girlfriend &
what about TOPPERS?
A HOT Teacher-jiski wajah se kamine sare
classes attend karte he!

Maths me 100 marks


In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 13.85 n sell@18.35,
it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna
tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy!
Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.

Bada challenge kya hai



Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta bola – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Wahi question compulsary hote hai



Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai..

Don’t see others doing better than you,



Don’t see others doing better than you,
Beat your own records everyday because,
Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF.

US Dollor is increased to 56/-


US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.