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Katrina Kaif Jokes

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Katrina kaif and Salman Khan Funny SMS Joke
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Katrina: Main tumharay liye sab chor doon gi.

Salman: Ami abu?

Katrina: Haan

Salman: Khana pINA

Katrina: Haan

Salman: Friends

Katrina: Haan

Salman: Jo yeh sms parh raha hai ussay bhi.

Katrina: Zubaan sambhal k baat karo salman!

Main sab ko chor sakti hoon lekin apnay bhai ko nahin……

Katrina Kaif Jokes

    Katrina Kaif SMS Messages
    Wo Aaj Bhi Sardi Me
    Tithur Rahi Hai Doston..Mene Ek Bar Us Se Bas Itna Kaha Tha K
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    Sweater K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho.: )

    Katrina Kaif Funny Messages
    Breaking News:Indian Top Actress
    “Katrina Kaif” Died In New York.Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.

    Aise Thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko… :

    Katrina Kaif Jokes Hindi
    MODERN BEIZZATI…Boy:
    I Luv UGirl:
    Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Kya?

    Boy:
    Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Pas Aaya
    Warna KATRINA KAIF K Pas Na Jata.

Katrina Kaif Funny SMS

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Chikni Chameli Funny SMS

The hidden smoothy jasmine came drunked lonely !!
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Samjhe nahi chalo hindi me suno-
Chikni Chameli chup k akeli pauaa chada k aaye!

Improve ur ENGLISH…….

Katrina banegi wife meri… ;

Meri girl frnds hain buhat sari

Muj ko ye sb hain jan se pyari,

Sana ki hai baat nirali,
Unsa ki hai hansi pyari,

Sara hai thori si nat khat,
Anum bole hai pat pat,

Nighat ki hai adat achi,
Seema ki hai seeret achi,

Neha hai in subse pyari,
Naushi hai meri Raj dulari,

kiran k hain baal piyare,
Zara k hain gaal piyare,

Sonia k hain hont gulabi,
Hina ki hain ankhen sharabi,
hafsa to hai life meri,

or Katrina banegi wife meri… ;

Sardar Jokes In Hindi

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Desi Hindi Sardar Jokes

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Desi Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

English Sardar Joke

Sardar Ji: We have started a mobile marriage bureau.

For Partner Search: Press 1
For Engagement: Press 2
For Marriage: Press 3

A Desi Man asks: What to press for second marriage.

Funny Sardar Ji: For second marriage, press neck of first one.

Hindi Jokes

Ek Sweet Punjabi man aur ik Sweet Hindi man kabristan me baithe baat kar rahe the.

Sweet Punjabi: Hindi bhai, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

English Jokes

A Sweet Punjabi man and a Sweet Hindi man were sitting in a graveyard & were talking.

Punjabi: Hindi bhai, see all these dead men are sleeping so peacefully in the graves.

All dead men got up and said: Why should not we sleep, we have got this place by giving away our lives.

Husband Wife Jokes Hindi

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Shaadi Ke 1 Saal Baad Humne Yeh Jaana…..
Ki Har Woh Pati Udaas Hai;
Jiski Biwi Lambi Chutti Ke Baad Maayke Se Wapas Aane Wali Hai.

Bholu To Newly Married Pappu: How’s Your Married Life
Pappu: Not Good Yaar
Bholu: Why, What Happen?
Pappu: You Know What’s My Wife Name….
Bholu: I Don’t Know…
Pappu: Her Name Is “Google”
Bholu: What Kind Of Name Is That?
Pappu: Wherever I Am, She Find Me

Wife: Suniye Kahte Hain Jo Aadmi Accha Karm Karta Hai Woh Swarg Mein Jaata Hai,
Aur Apsarayein Unka Dyan Rakhti Hai, Phir Aurton Ke Sath Kya Hota Hai….
Husband: Kuch Nahi, Bhagwan Majloomo Ki Hee Sunta Hai

Engineer Jokes Electrical

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Ek Baar Ek Beemar Electrical Engineer Se uski Wife Boli,
Is Baar Aap Jaanwaron Ke Doctor Ko Dikhao,
Tabhi Kuch Ho Sakta Hain.

Husband Wo kyun Priyatame??

Wife: Roj Subah Aap Murgi Ki Tarah Jaldi Uth jaate Hain,
Ghode Ki tarah Bhag Kar Office Chale jaate Hain,
Kachue Ki Tarah Din Bhar Office Chale Jaate Hain,
Kabootar Ki Tarah Idhar udhar Information Batorte Firte Hain,
Chimpangee Ki Tarah Malik Ke Ishare par Naacte Rahte Hain,
GharAakar Fir Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokte Hain Aur Ashanti Karte Hain,
Aur Saand Ki tarak So Jaate Hain Aur
Subah Late Tak Bistar Par Pade Rahte Hain,
Isme Aadmi Ka Doctor Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta.

Ek Baar Ek Madari Bandariya Ka Naach Dikhakar Bollta Hai,
Naach Meri Dulhan tujhe Paisa Milege
Kahan Kadardaan Tujhe Aisa Milega.

Bandariya: Chup Raha Kambhakt,
Kaun Sa Kadardaan Elecrical Engineer Hokar
Bandariya Ka Naach Dikha raha Hai.

Funny SMS

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Funny SMS in English

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.
Son: No mom. I don't want to go to College.
Mom: Give me 2 reason why don't you want to go to college.
Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.
Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason. Come on. You must go to college.
Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.
Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!

At Indian railway station
an American doctor got heart attack
after reading a book’s name..
How to become a Doctor in 30 days?
MRP Rs.20!!

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.
But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

Santa Banta Jokes

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Banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
Santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai...

Laughing Shayari for Friends

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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…!

SMS for Kanjus Friends

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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…