Pareshan Karte Raho

Pareshan Karte Raho

Yaro ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
jab hum bol rahe hai to bakbak nahi
karte,
pareshan karte ho jab hum busy hote
hai,
ab hum free hai to SMS nahi karte.

Kanjusi ke sare record

Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho,
bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho,
mahan hai aap ki kanjusi,
toilet ke lote mein bhi,
paani chhod dete ho.

Khaali hai bottle
Khaali hai bottle phir bhi piye ja raha
hoon,
zindagi se bore hoon phir bhi jiye ja
raha hoon,
kisi bhi kamine ka SMS nahi aa raha
hai,
phir bhi kamino ko SMS kiye ja raha
hoon

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*Today’s Truth*

*Today’s Truth*

Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..

Yaaro

Kyun ki yaha..

Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..

aur

Jawan Facebook!!

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Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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jhalak dikh laja,

Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
jhalak dikh laja,
jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai
ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja..

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Friendship doesn’t happen with special person

Friendship doesn’t happen with special person
People become special after becoming Friends..

Moral:
U were born ordinary, I made U special.
Bas ab thanx mat kehna, chalta hai.

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Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!

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Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,

Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lagey kahin tow,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!

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