Sardar Jokes In Hindi

Desi Hindi Sardar Jokes

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Desi Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!


English Sardar Joke

Sardar Ji: We have started a mobile marriage bureau.

For Partner Search: Press 1
For Engagement: Press 2
For Marriage: Press 3

A Desi Man asks: What to press for second marriage.

Funny Sardar Ji: For second marriage, press neck of first one.


Hindi Jokes

Ek Sweet Punjabi man aur ik Sweet Hindi man kabristan me baithe baat kar rahe the.

Sweet Punjabi: Hindi bhai, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...


English Jokes

A Sweet Punjabi man and a Sweet Hindi man were sitting in a graveyard & were talking.

Punjabi: Hindi bhai, see all these dead men are sleeping so peacefully in the graves.

All dead men got up and said: Why should not we sleep, we have got this place by giving away our lives.

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Engineer Jokes Electrical

Ek Baar Ek Beemar Electrical Engineer Se uski Wife Boli,
Is Baar Aap Jaanwaron Ke Doctor Ko Dikhao,
Tabhi Kuch Ho Sakta Hain.

Husband Wo kyun Priyatame??

Wife: Roj Subah Aap Murgi Ki Tarah Jaldi Uth jaate Hain,
Ghode Ki tarah Bhag Kar Office Chale jaate Hain,
Kachue Ki Tarah Din Bhar Office Chale Jaate Hain,
Kabootar Ki Tarah Idhar udhar Information Batorte Firte Hain,
Chimpangee Ki Tarah Malik Ke Ishare par Naacte Rahte Hain,
GharAakar Fir Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokte Hain Aur Ashanti Karte Hain,
Aur Saand Ki tarak So Jaate Hain Aur
Subah Late Tak Bistar Par Pade Rahte Hain,
Isme Aadmi Ka Doctor Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta.



Ek Baar Ek Madari Bandariya Ka Naach Dikhakar Bollta Hai,
Naach Meri Dulhan tujhe Paisa Milege
Kahan Kadardaan Tujhe Aisa Milega.

Bandariya: Chup Raha Kambhakt,
Kaun Sa Kadardaan Elecrical Engineer Hokar
Bandariya Ka Naach Dikha raha Hai.

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sardar jokes

                              Sardar jokes
Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai


Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.

Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .

god saw u r parents hungry
he created pizza

he saw them thirsty
created milk

he saw them walking
created car

he saw them without any problems
he created u

ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite loop
paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho
ke paatal mai instal ho jayega

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.

Sabse bada aatank
kisi ka mobile lo
aur phone book
me jakar delete
all kar do phir
mobile wale ka
chehra deko aur
thoda sa muskura do.
Bus..............

Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.

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Sardar Jokes

                                    Sardar jokes
MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega.

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha. Std. : China mai,kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

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Sardar Jokes

lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

 Teacher: Can u tell the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness & peace in to people's lives?
Sardar:Smo-king & Drin-king !!


Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya?
Waiter- Sir murga langda tha
Sardar- Aur Dil ?
Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai.
Sardar - Abe Dimag To hoga Na .
Waiter - Sorry Sir murga bhi sardar tha...

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekh Achank Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy- Are Nhi Re Pagli, Hm To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai

lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

agr ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti hai
apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti hai

ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hai ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hai bilkul apne baap pe gya hai..

Ek dost apne friend say:Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhotey ho ?

Dost:To kya hua.Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hai.

shadi karni thi kismat khuli nhi,
taj banana tha.lakin mumtaz mili nhi.
1 din kismat khuli.shadi hui ab taj banana hai.
pr mumtaz marti nhi

what is pyar ?

p-pagal hona
y-yado me khona
a-akele me tanha hona
r-roz ka rona dhona
Isiliye Don't do pyar.

Na Dil ko behlane k liye na ghar me sajane k liye.
bas apki 1 taswir chahiye hme,
apne Khet se "kouwe"
bhagane k liye

gurur vodka, gurur whisky,
gurur devo theli namh !
gurur sakshat desi pawwa,
tasme shri bear e namh !
bhagwan apko sada tunn
rakhe......cheers

A Sardar Doctor and Pandit luv same girl.
Pandit started giving an apple 2 D girl evryday.
Sardar Doctor asked: Y ??
Pandit: An apple a day keeps D doctor away!

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"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret

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Husband Wife Jokes

Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Ek sardar road pe potty kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jaane lage to Sardar bola, "O KAANOON K RAKHWALO!
SABOOT TO UTHALO!!" ;-) 

Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly.
Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn

Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi...!

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Sardar Ka Sar Dard

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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