Katrina Kaif News

MODERN BEIZZATI…Boy:

I Luv UGirl:
Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Kya?

Boy:
Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Pas Aaya
Warna KATRINA KAIF K Pas Na Jata.

Breaking News:Indian Top Actress

“Katrina Kaif” Died In New York.Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.
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Aise Thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko

 Katrina Kaif Picture

Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars,
katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

Wo Aaj Bhi Sardi Me
Tithur Rahi Hai Doston..Mene Ek Bar Us Se Bas Itna Kaha Tha K
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Sweater K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho.: )

A CUTE JOKE”

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

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Katrina Kaif Jokes

Katrina kaif and Salman Khan Funny SMS Joke
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Katrina: Main tumharay liye sab chor doon gi.

Salman: Ami abu?

Katrina: Haan

Salman: Khana pINA

Katrina: Haan

Salman: Friends

Katrina: Haan

Salman: Jo yeh sms parh raha hai ussay bhi.

Katrina: Zubaan sambhal k baat karo salman!

Main sab ko chor sakti hoon lekin apnay bhai ko nahin……



Katrina Kaif Jokes

    Katrina Kaif SMS Messages
    Wo Aaj Bhi Sardi Me
    Tithur Rahi Hai Doston..Mene Ek Bar Us Se Bas Itna Kaha Tha K
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    Sweater K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho.: )

    Katrina Kaif Funny Messages
    Breaking News:Indian Top Actress
    “Katrina Kaif” Died In New York.Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.

    Aise Thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko… :

    Katrina Kaif Jokes Hindi
    MODERN BEIZZATI…Boy:
    I Luv UGirl:
    Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Kya?

    Boy:
    Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Pas Aaya
    Warna KATRINA KAIF K Pas Na Jata.

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Katrina Kaif Funny SMS

Chikni Chameli Funny SMS

The hidden smoothy jasmine came drunked lonely !!
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Samjhe nahi chalo hindi me suno-
Chikni Chameli chup k akeli pauaa chada k aaye!

Improve ur ENGLISH…….

Katrina banegi wife meri… ;

Meri girl frnds hain buhat sari

Muj ko ye sb hain jan se pyari,

Sana ki hai baat nirali,
Unsa ki hai hansi pyari,

Sara hai thori si nat khat,
Anum bole hai pat pat,

Nighat ki hai adat achi,
Seema ki hai seeret achi,

Neha hai in subse pyari,
Naushi hai meri Raj dulari,

kiran k hain baal piyare,
Zara k hain gaal piyare,

Sonia k hain hont gulabi,
Hina ki hain ankhen sharabi,
hafsa to hai life meri,

or Katrina banegi wife meri… ;

 

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