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Sharabi Shayari SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 03:25 with No comments


Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi arz kiya karte hai..
Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..
kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….
hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai….
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Tujhe sab hain pata hai naa maa...

Posted by Gopal Posted on 03:30 with No comments


Jab bhi kabhi papa mujhe,
2 peg wiskey dete the main jhool jata tha maa,
Daru main itna pita nahi,
Par main sehem jata hu maa,
Chehre pe aate deta nahi,
Lekin main ludak jata hoon maa,
Tujhe sab hain pata hai naa maa...
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Sharabi ki nashili shayri

Posted by Gopal Posted on 03:27 with No comments


Utho lal ab ankhen kholo,
Daaru laya hu ab muh dho lo,
Beeti raat bahot tum dole,
Padosiyo ne phir jute khole,
Raat beet gyi nali me,
Kal phir milenge gutter ke pani me...
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Sharabi SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 03:25 with No comments


Peene pilane ki kya baat krte ho,
Kabhi hum bhi piya krte the,
Jitni tum jaam mein liye baithe ho,
Utni hum paimane me chod diya krte the...
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Sharab sharir ko khatam krti hai,

Posted by Gopal Posted on 03:22 with No comments


Sharab sharir ko khatam krti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam krti hai,
Aao aaj is sharab ko khatam krte hai,
Ek botal tum khatam kro ek hum khatam krte h...
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Sharabi ki nashili shayri

Posted by Gopal Posted on 03:17 with No comments


Paani mein whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein rum milao to nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi gadbad hai..
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Sharabi Husband knocks d door...

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:57 with No comments


Sharabi Husband knocks d door...
His wife open d door...

Sharabi Husband- Who r u?
Wife- aila! Mujko hi bhul gaye.
Sharabi Husband- Sharab ka Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN...
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Sharabi SMS Jokes

Posted by Gopal Posted on 11:25 with No comments


Ek sharabi daru pee pee k mar gaya
Lekin uski dary k prati sharda to dekho,
wo mar kr bhi ye keh gya:
“SHARAB TO THEEK THI,Sala Gurda
he KAMZOR nikla..
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Sharabi

Posted by Gopal Posted on 20:58 with No comments

Hum whiskey nahi pite
Hum rum nahi pite.
Hum gam k nam jam nahi pite.
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi pite.
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Sharaabi SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 20:55 with No comments

Main tod leta agar tu gulab hoti,
Main jawab deta agar tu sawal hoti,
Sab jante hai ki main kabhi peeta nahi
Phir bhi pee leta agar tu sharab hoti...??
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Sharaabi SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 20:25 with No comments

Patjhad mein bahar bichad jate hain,
Ek pal mein khusi sawar jate hain..
Jitna bhi sala nasha karo,
Rone k baad nasha utar jate hain…
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Sad SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 19:45 with No comments

Mujhe Na Aati Thi Mohabbat Karni,
Lekin Usne Aashiq Bana Diya,
Mujhe Na Aati Thi Shayri Karni,
Uski Bewafai Ne Shayar Bana Diya,
Yun To Hum Peete Na The Sharab Bhi,
Uski Aankhon Ne Sharabi Bana Diya. HAPPY SHARAB DAY
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Sharaabi SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 12:11 with No comments


Duriyaa Aasani Se Mitati Hai “SHARAAB”,
Majburiyon Ko Nashe Me Nachati Hai “SHARAAB”….
Aansuwo Ko Mila De Tu Apne Har Ek Jaam ME,
Fir Dekh Kaise Yaadon Ko Aur Kareeb Lati Hai “SHARAAB”…..
Thake Chuke Hai Jo Is Duniya Ke Sitamo Se,
... Unhe Do Pal Ki Rahat Dilati Hai “SHARAAB”…..
Pankh Laga Ke Aasmaan Me Ud Jaate Hai Jo Panchi,
Do Ghoot Me Unhe Baho Me La Sakti Hai “SHARAAB”…..
Jiss Ka Hath Sari Duniya Chod Deti Hai,
Unke Hatho Me Aksar Paayi Jati Hai “SHARAAB”….
Kabhi Bhi Apne Gumon Ko Bhulna Ho To Keh Dena,
Kitne Bhi Bade Gum Me Kisiko Bhi Hasati Hai “SHARAAB”

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