Sardar Jokes In Hindi

Desi Hindi Sardar Jokes

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Desi Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!


English Sardar Joke

Sardar Ji: We have started a mobile marriage bureau.

For Partner Search: Press 1
For Engagement: Press 2
For Marriage: Press 3

A Desi Man asks: What to press for second marriage.

Funny Sardar Ji: For second marriage, press neck of first one.


Hindi Jokes

Ek Sweet Punjabi man aur ik Sweet Hindi man kabristan me baithe baat kar rahe the.

Sweet Punjabi: Hindi bhai, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...


English Jokes

A Sweet Punjabi man and a Sweet Hindi man were sitting in a graveyard & were talking.

Punjabi: Hindi bhai, see all these dead men are sleeping so peacefully in the graves.

All dead men got up and said: Why should not we sleep, we have got this place by giving away our lives.

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sardar jokes

                              Sardar jokes
Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai


Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.

Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .

god saw u r parents hungry
he created pizza

he saw them thirsty
created milk

he saw them walking
created car

he saw them without any problems
he created u

ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite loop
paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho
ke paatal mai instal ho jayega

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.

Sabse bada aatank
kisi ka mobile lo
aur phone book
me jakar delete
all kar do phir
mobile wale ka
chehra deko aur
thoda sa muskura do.
Bus..............

Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.

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Sardar Jokes

                                    Sardar jokes
MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega.

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha. Std. : China mai,kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

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Sardar Jokes

lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

 Teacher: Can u tell the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness & peace in to people's lives?
Sardar:Smo-king & Drin-king !!


Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya?
Waiter- Sir murga langda tha
Sardar- Aur Dil ?
Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai.
Sardar - Abe Dimag To hoga Na .
Waiter - Sorry Sir murga bhi sardar tha...

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekh Achank Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy- Are Nhi Re Pagli, Hm To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai

lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

agr ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti hai
apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti hai

ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hai ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hai bilkul apne baap pe gya hai..

Ek dost apne friend say:Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhotey ho ?

Dost:To kya hua.Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hai.

shadi karni thi kismat khuli nhi,
taj banana tha.lakin mumtaz mili nhi.
1 din kismat khuli.shadi hui ab taj banana hai.
pr mumtaz marti nhi

what is pyar ?

p-pagal hona
y-yado me khona
a-akele me tanha hona
r-roz ka rona dhona
Isiliye Don't do pyar.

Na Dil ko behlane k liye na ghar me sajane k liye.
bas apki 1 taswir chahiye hme,
apne Khet se "kouwe"
bhagane k liye

gurur vodka, gurur whisky,
gurur devo theli namh !
gurur sakshat desi pawwa,
tasme shri bear e namh !
bhagwan apko sada tunn
rakhe......cheers

A Sardar Doctor and Pandit luv same girl.
Pandit started giving an apple 2 D girl evryday.
Sardar Doctor asked: Y ??
Pandit: An apple a day keeps D doctor away!

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"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret

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Sardar Jokes

4 Sardar Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaye
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke hi Bahar Aa Gaye
Bahar Aake 1 Sath Bole-
.
.
O shit ! Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kati Hai yaar .

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Sardarji lost his cheque book.

Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.

Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.

Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.

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india ka jhanda sub

Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN

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yar sooraj raat ko

Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Sardar:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta.

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Sardarji Jokes in Hindi

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..
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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

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Sardar dukandar se- Lalaji, 1 liter aata dena ....

Sardar dukandar se- Lalaji, 1 liter aata dena...........

Lala - Aata liter me nhi kilo me milta hai.......Dobara mango,
Sadar - Acha, Lalaji 1 kilo aata dena "botal mai..!"
Lala - Aise nhi mangte, Tum dukandar banoaur mai aata kharidta hu..
Sardar - Ok!
lala - 1 kilo aata dena.........
Sardar- botal laaye ho?

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Sardar Jokes

Sardar:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Bangali:Phir tune kya kiya
Sardar:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Bangali:Phir
Sardar:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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Sardar Jokes

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Srdar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

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A Sardar was working

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

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Sardar Dukhi Tha

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

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Sardar Jokes SMS

Sardar: yaar Banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

Bangali: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

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Sardar Jokes

A girl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao..!!

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Marriage Certificate

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

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Hale Te May Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai....!!

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Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga…=P;->

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