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Katrina Kaif Funny SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 22:58 with No comments

Chikni Chameli Funny SMS

The hidden smoothy jasmine came drunked lonely !!
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Samjhe nahi chalo hindi me suno-
Chikni Chameli chup k akeli pauaa chada k aaye!

Improve ur ENGLISH…….

Katrina banegi wife meri… ;

Meri girl frnds hain buhat sari

Muj ko ye sb hain jan se pyari,

Sana ki hai baat nirali,
Unsa ki hai hansi pyari,

Sara hai thori si nat khat,
Anum bole hai pat pat,

Nighat ki hai adat achi,
Seema ki hai seeret achi,

Neha hai in subse pyari,
Naushi hai meri Raj dulari,

kiran k hain baal piyare,
Zara k hain gaal piyare,

Sonia k hain hont gulabi,
Hina ki hain ankhen sharabi,
hafsa to hai life meri,

or Katrina banegi wife meri… ;

Engineer Jokes Electrical

Posted by Gopal Posted on 06:37 with No comments

Ek Baar Ek Beemar Electrical Engineer Se uski Wife Boli,
Is Baar Aap Jaanwaron Ke Doctor Ko Dikhao,
Tabhi Kuch Ho Sakta Hain.

Husband Wo kyun Priyatame??

Wife: Roj Subah Aap Murgi Ki Tarah Jaldi Uth jaate Hain,
Ghode Ki tarah Bhag Kar Office Chale jaate Hain,
Kachue Ki Tarah Din Bhar Office Chale Jaate Hain,
Kabootar Ki Tarah Idhar udhar Information Batorte Firte Hain,
Chimpangee Ki Tarah Malik Ke Ishare par Naacte Rahte Hain,
GharAakar Fir Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokte Hain Aur Ashanti Karte Hain,
Aur Saand Ki tarak So Jaate Hain Aur
Subah Late Tak Bistar Par Pade Rahte Hain,
Isme Aadmi Ka Doctor Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta.

Ek Baar Ek Madari Bandariya Ka Naach Dikhakar Bollta Hai,
Naach Meri Dulhan tujhe Paisa Milege
Kahan Kadardaan Tujhe Aisa Milega.

Bandariya: Chup Raha Kambhakt,
Kaun Sa Kadardaan Elecrical Engineer Hokar
Bandariya Ka Naach Dikha raha Hai.

Laughing Shayari for Friends

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:45 with No comments

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…!

SMS for Kanjus Friends

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:44 with No comments

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…

2005 Ka Calender 2011 me Repeat

Posted by Gopal Posted on 11:25 with No comments

Kaun Kehta Hai Waqt Laut Ke Nahi Aata 2005 Ka Calender 2011 me Repeat Hai I am First To Inform you

Nursery se hi to parhna hai

Posted by Gopal Posted on 11:19 with No comments

Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !

Maths me 100 marks

Posted by Gopal Posted on 10:59 with No comments

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 13.85 n sell@18.35,
it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna
tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy!
Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.

Bada challenge kya hai

Posted by Gopal Posted on 10:52 with No comments

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta bola – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Funny Love SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 09:54 with No comments

Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey. ..

Naughty SMS

Posted by Gopal Posted on 10:29 with 1 comment

Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta Hy:
Bachey Kese Hote Hyn?
Larki: Chup … !
Larka: Batao Na Plz ...
Larki: Nahi Pata =@
Larka: Plz ….. !!!
... Larki: Thappar Pare Ga
Ab Mat Pchna ..!!
Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata

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Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn …
Moral: Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat
Hi Samajhti Hai....