Sardar Jokes In Hindi

Desi Hindi Sardar Jokes

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Desi Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!


English Sardar Joke

Sardar Ji: We have started a mobile marriage bureau.

For Partner Search: Press 1
For Engagement: Press 2
For Marriage: Press 3

A Desi Man asks: What to press for second marriage.

Funny Sardar Ji: For second marriage, press neck of first one.


Hindi Jokes

Ek Sweet Punjabi man aur ik Sweet Hindi man kabristan me baithe baat kar rahe the.

Sweet Punjabi: Hindi bhai, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...


English Jokes

A Sweet Punjabi man and a Sweet Hindi man were sitting in a graveyard & were talking.

Punjabi: Hindi bhai, see all these dead men are sleeping so peacefully in the graves.

All dead men got up and said: Why should not we sleep, we have got this place by giving away our lives.

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Sardar Ka Sar Dard

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

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muhavre ka istemal karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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Sardar Jokes English SMS

1. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B।Com final year"

2. A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
Suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

3. Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Sardar SMS Jokes

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai। BC-1760!!

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister

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Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

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Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

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