3 Idiots Joke

                             3 Idiots Joke

1st Idiot: Why do Trains never go to Petrol Pumps???

2nd Idiot: Very Simple, it's coz petrol pumps can't Pump Air in Train Tyres !!!!!!

3rd Idoit: Ha ha ha !!! Arey IDIOTS, its coz petrol pumps don't have any Runways.





And the total idiot of a mother who ,

when her daughter became pregnant,

said "Don't worry maybe it is'nt yours".

Student:Give me sum xtra time

Give me sum brain

Give me another chance 2 write my paper once again

Examiner: Na nananana.. Na na nana





Q. "3 Idiots" could have been more Successful and Super Duper Hit Movie , if ?

Ans: Kareena told once in the movie, "Jahaan Panaah Tusi Great Ho, Tofa Kabul Karo" :-) :-) :-)


3 idiots-STUDENTS VERSION Give me some extra time,
Give me some brain,
Give me another chance 2 write my paper once again
EXAMINER- NA nana na,nana!


Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th? Man: He didnt study became a barber.
Friend: Why dont you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.


i've learnt many things 4m my idiot friends.
dey taught me d tricks 4 stupid activities.
dey taught how 2 laugh without any reason.
dey taught me how 2 stand smartly while being scolded.
but still i've complaint.knw wat?
dey din't teach me how 2 live without them


3 Stupid STAGE of LIFE : TEENAGE :
Have Time and Energy BUT NO Money WORKING AGE :
Have Money and Energy BUT NO Time OLD AGE :
Have TIME and Money BUT NO Energy


3 lessons from ... "3 Idiots" Movie.
1. Do any work with Passion n Choice..
2. Believe in urself All is Well..
3. Always have 1 Idiot Friend like u....


Plz don't see New Indian Movie 3 IDIOTS Bcoz they dont sign u.
We all protest against this bcoz you are the most deservng 2 b a part of da Cast!:-


Why were enginering stdnts happy after watching 3 idiots?
Ans.now the doctors did not done deliveries because enginers do it !
1 more Source of Placemnt After Enginering.


3 IdIoTs EfFeCtS: Enginers were happy after watching 3 idiots..!!
Reason:- instead of docotrs,
now baby delivery can be done by ENGINeRS also.
1more option for Placement..!

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Shayari from Fanaa Movie…

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..
…………………………………………………………..

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye.
…………………………………………………………..

Aag suraj main hoti hai ,
Jalna dharti ko padta hai
 mohabbat aankhen karti hain ,
tadapna dil ko padta hai
…………………………………………………………..

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….
…………………………………………………………..

Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhna
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna
…………………………………………………………..

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte
…………………………………………………………..

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..
…………………………………………………………..

tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham
…………………………………………………………..

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

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Most Romantic Dialogues of Bollywood Hindi Movies

Guide
Aaj Main Kitni Aazadi Mehsoos Kar Raha Hoon!
Jism Jaise Maange Karna Bhool Gaya;
Man Tadapna – Tadpaana Bhool Gaya;
Jeevan Aaj Jaise Mutthi Me Hai !
Maut Jaise Ek Khel Hai!
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Lagta Hai Aaj Har Iccha Puri Ho Gayi….
Par Ab Maza Dekho, Aaj Koi Iccha Hi Nahi Rahi !
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Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi…..
Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai !
Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!
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Aag Mein Phek Do, Main Jalunga Nahi!
Talwaar Se Vaar Karo, Main Katunga Nahi!
Tum Ahankaar Ho, Tumko Marna Hoga;
Main Aatma Hoon, Amar Hoon!
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Maut Ye Khayaal Hai Jaise Jindagi ye Khayaal Hai !
Na Sukh hai, Na Dukh Hai
Na Deen Hai, Na Duniya
Na Insaan , Na Bhagvaan
Sirf Main Hoon, Main Hoon, Main Hoon,
Main Hoon…Main ..Sirf Main !!

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ShahRukh Khan’s famous dialogues…

Baabu Ji ne kaha Paaro ko shod do,
Paaro Ne kaha sharaab shod do,
Aaj tumne keh diya Haweli shod do,
Ek din aayega jab wo kahegi …duniya hi shod do.
Maa mera haweli ke kissi bhi hisse par
Koi kak nahi…par mein tumhara hissa hoon,
Jise tum kabhi khud se alag nahi kar sakti.

Ik ladki thi anjani si,
Ik ladke pe wo marti thi…
Jab milti thi wo mujhse ,
Mujhse poocha karti thi ke pyar kaise hota hae
Pyar kaise hota hae aur mein bas yahi kehta tha….

Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.

Kehte hain ki …… Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to
Puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya,
Ki humari filmon ki tarah humari
Zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto,
Picture abhi baaki hai.

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A Beautiful Shayari From Fanaa Movie!

Pani se Pyas na Buzi toh Mehkhane ki taraf nikla,
Socha k Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se,
lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashiq nikla….!!

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Mithun Da’s AWESOME Dialogues ..! So Hilarious!

People often talk about Rajnikant,
But they forget about the antics and dialogues of our great Mithun da ..
Here are some amazing dialogues from Mithun da’s films. Enjoy !!!!

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” Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti…..

aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti ”

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“Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,

Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…” (wah wah…..)

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shetty: “kaun hai be tu?”

Mithun da says-

“Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.” (what a poetry!!!!!)

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” kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon

tum chaho toh mera program note karlo

…tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!

mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon

magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!! ”

(kya logic hai!!!!!!!! !,superb! )

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” Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam

Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda …. ” ( amazing )

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” Jitani tumane saanse li hongi, usase jyaada maine lashein girayi hai

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????? )

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Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”

Mithun Da:-”Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”

AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS.

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And the best one…………….

Mithun da gets a bullet on his leg, Looks at the villain scornfully, calmly stands up and says-

“DUSHMANO KI LAASHON PAR BHANGRA KARNE WALA KABHI LANGDA NAHIN HO SAKTA”

” Koi Shaq..??

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