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Exam Time SMS in English

Exam Time SMS in English & Hindi 140-160 Words

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai



I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
.
Guess which song?
.
guess!
.
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “Please cover your answer sheet”

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!!!!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd March. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... ana jarur

If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.

If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...

HAPPY EXams Days.

AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??
Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!


1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
SMSMANIA.IN
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

" Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition."...

Lamhon mein exam aa jayega



Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai,do line parh lo,
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?

Insurance claim le ata



Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim le ata.

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein



Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Exams ka saya hai



Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai

Book read student doctor teacher

1,000 Din ki Book
Kitne din me padhi jati he
Doctor-6 mon
Lawyer-6 mon
Teacher-1 mon
Student-ye to batao Exam kab he rato rat nipta dalenge.

Exam jokes on 3 Idiots movie



Give me some extra time
Give me some brain
Give me some another chance
2 write a paper once again

Examiner-Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

If U Pass in Exms



If U Pass in Exms
Mom’s words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad’s wrds:
Mera beta sher hai
Lvr’s wrds:
So sweet
Frnd’s wrds:
Kameeney tu padha kab.?

Funny exam shayari in hindi



Wo mud mud k hame dekh rahe the aur hum unhe
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rahe the aur hum unhe
Kyonki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha aur na hame!

Hot Girlfriend and Teacher



Behind every FAIL student there’s
a HOT girlfriend &
what about TOPPERS?
A HOT Teacher-jiski wajah se kamine sare
classes attend karte he!

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai



Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?


Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

LADIES TOILET. :D



Teacher: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao
Jise banaya to admi ne hai
Magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?
Students: MAM LADIES TOILET. :D

Don’t see others doing better than you,



Don’t see others doing better than you,
Beat your own records everyday because,
Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF.

School Life:



School Life:
Wo Big gang of frnds
Wo boring uniforms
Wo cycle se school jana
Wo Silly fights
Wo teachers k naam rakhna
Wo Group photos
Wo homework na kar k jana
Wo roz ki pnishmnt
Wo P.T periods
Wo Rocking annual days
So many hands in a single lunch box
HORRER XAMS
Remarkable marks
Terror report card
Self parents signature
Lovable trips
Wo bachpan ka pehla pyar
Wo Summer holidays ka intezar
Wo Aakhri board Xam
Wo Farewell
Wo sab ka bichad jana..
“SCHOOL”
life is just a heaven
send to all your friends to rmember your school life once again.

US Dollor is increased to 56/-


US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?



Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!

Saccha dost wo hota hai,


Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??

Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Student Shayari:



Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.