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Joke On Married Life

Posted by Gopal Posted on 07:06 with No comments

After 2 Year Of Married Life,
Some Examples How Wives Fight With Their Husbands….
Accountant Wife: Apne Hisab Se Raho Samjhe,
Share Broker Wife: Jyada Bola Na Toh Sauda Kar Dungi Loss Mein,
Orthopedic Doctor Wife: Kam Bolo, Haddiyan Tod Dungi,
Piolet Wife: Aaj Kal Jyada Hee Hawa Mein Udd Rahey Ho,
Zameen Par Laau Kya Abhi,
History Teacher Wife: Mujhe Jyada Itihaas Mat Sikhao Samjhe,
Software Engineer Wife: Abey Pehle Bug Toh Nikal Le,
Baad Mein Bahas Karna….
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Husband Wife Jokes Hindi

Posted by Gopal Posted on 07:03 with No comments
Shaadi Ke 1 Saal Baad Humne Yeh Jaana…..
Ki Har Woh Pati Udaas Hai;
Jiski Biwi Lambi Chutti Ke Baad Maayke Se Wapas Aane Wali Hai.



Bholu To Newly Married Pappu: How’s Your Married Life
Pappu: Not Good Yaar
Bholu: Why, What Happen?
Pappu: You Know What’s My Wife Name….
Bholu: I Don’t Know…
Pappu: Her Name Is “Google”
Bholu: What Kind Of Name Is That?
Pappu: Wherever I Am, She Find Me



Wife: Suniye Kahte Hain Jo Aadmi Accha Karm Karta Hai Woh Swarg Mein Jaata Hai,
Aur Apsarayein Unka Dyan Rakhti Hai, Phir Aurton Ke Sath Kya Hota Hai….
Husband: Kuch Nahi, Bhagwan Majloomo Ki Hee Sunta Hai
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Husband Wife Jokes

Posted by Gopal Posted on 10:08 with No comments

Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Ek sardar road pe potty kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jaane lage to Sardar bola, "O KAANOON K RAKHWALO!
SABOOT TO UTHALO!!" ;-) 

Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly.
Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn

Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi...!
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Sharabi Husband knocks d door...

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:57 with No comments


Sharabi Husband knocks d door...
His wife open d door...

Sharabi Husband- Who r u?
Wife- aila! Mujko hi bhul gaye.
Sharabi Husband- Sharab ka Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN...
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Husband Wife Jokes Hindi

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:53 with No comments


3rd Wife- Aapki 1st Wife kaise mari?
Dangerous Husband- Zeher Khane Se...
Wife- Aur 2nd?
Dangerous Husband- Use Goli marni padi...

Wife- Kyu?
Dangerous Husband- Kyu ki, wo Zeher nahi kha rahi thi...
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Husband as a Dukhi Husband

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:48 with No comments


Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha...
Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje,
jor se barish start ho gayi...
Dukhi Husband- Lagta hai pahunch gayi uper...
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Husband Wife Jokes

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:43 with No comments


Wife- Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?
Chalu Husband- Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga...
Wife- kitne achche ho, kya kahoge?

Chalu Husband- Kahunga,
baba aap ki kripa aani shuru ho gayi...
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Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Posted by Gopal Posted on 10:24 with No comments

Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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Kidnapper phone par:

Posted by Gopal Posted on 10:57 with No comments

Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

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Pappu Papa se Bola:

Posted by Gopal Posted on 04:13 with No comments

Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?

Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.

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Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Posted by Gopal Posted on 03:06 with No comments

Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Pati: Tumhe wo jwellry shop yaad hai jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand aya tha,
par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1 din dilwaunga.

Wife: Khush hote huye.. Ha ha mjhe sab yaad hai.

Pati: Ha to usi shop ke baju wali shop pe baal katwa raha hu.

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Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai

Posted by Gopal Posted on 11:05 with No comments


Wife saw sign board Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sari 8/- Cotton sari 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs I'll buy many
Hsbnd=Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai
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Husband Wife Jokes

Posted by Gopal Posted on 03:26 with No comments

Wife: ye ladkiyo ko dekhna bandh karo tumhari sadi ho gayi he.
Husband: matlab ye ki me diating pe rahu to menu card dekhna bhi chhod du
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Its the time to disco..

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:58 with No comments


PATNI PATI SE:-Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...?
Pati:-Its A Time To Disco, Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco..
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SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:52 with No comments


WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho?
HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…
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Husband Wife Jokes

Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:24 with No comments


Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai.
Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota.
Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta
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