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Posted by Gopal Posted on 02:34 with No comments

Funny SMS in English

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.
Son: No mom. I don't want to go to College.
Mom: Give me 2 reason why don't you want to go to college.
Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.
Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason. Come on. You must go to college.
Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.
Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!

At Indian railway station
an American doctor got heart attack
after reading a book’s name..
How to become a Doctor in 30 days?
MRP Rs.20!!

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.
But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

At Indian railway station

Posted by Gopal Posted on 10:03 with No comments

At Indian railway station
an American doctor got heart attack
after reading a book’s name..

How to become a Doctor in 30 days?
MRP Rs.20!!

US Dollor is increased to 56/-

Posted by Gopal Posted on 04:29 with No comments

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

Dear Deepika..

Posted by Gopal Posted on 04:04 with No comments

Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.