Ek bar ek baccha class mein aane ko late ho gaya

Ek bar ek baccha class mein aane ko late ho gaya
Teacher gusse se: Kya tumhe period miss hone ka zara bhi ehsas nahi hai.
Ladka: Mam, bahut ehsas hai mujhe.
ek bar meri siste ne meri mom ko kaha ki mujhe period nahi aaye.
ye sun kar meri maa behosh ho gayi,
daddy ko heart attack ho gaya aur hairani ki baat hai hamara driver kaam chod ke baag gaya.

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1 Mohalle mein andhere mein rape ho gaya.

1 Mohalle mein andhere mein rape ho gaya.
Police: Kya aap bata sakti hai ki ye kisne kiya?
Ladki: Koi bahar ka hi tha
itna bada hamare mohalle mein kisi ka nahi hai.

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Old man to a boy: Beta kya kam karte ho?

Old man to a boy: Beta kya kam karte ho?
Ji samaj seva.

Matlab?
Gire hue ko uthata hoon & Bichde hue ko milata hoon.

Kaise?
“Bra banata hoon”

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Dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh! :D

Dabaao na aur jorse
Esa karo mera blause nikldo
Meri sari bhi
Ab dabao
Thoda zorse
Tumhara pant bhi nikldo
Dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh!

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