Santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai...
Santa Banta Jokes
Santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai...
Husband Wife Jokes
Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Ek sardar road pe potty kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jaane lage to Sardar bola, "O KAANOON K RAKHWALO!
SABOOT TO UTHALO!!" ;-)
Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly.
Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn
Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi...!
Santa and banta road per ja rhe the
Santa and banta road per ja rhe the
Santa: bahut garmi hai yaar
Banta: Haan yaar, din hota to kahi chaw mein baith jate...!!
Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa ki apni patni se ladai ho gayi
Ladai ke baad patni boli
Hey bhagwan agar yeh galat hain
To inhe utha lo or ager mein galat hu
To mujhe widhwa bana do..!
Santa Banta Hindi SMS
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?
Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Santa Banta Hindi SMS
SANTA: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
SANTA: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
Santa ki condoms banane ki factory thi.
Santa ki condoms banane ki factory thi.
Ek baar USA se order aaya ki 14 inch ke condoms bana do.
Santa ne socha: Itne bade size ke condom banva ke america wale hamari beizzti karna chahte hai.
Usne apne workers ko kaha: tum condoms ka order ready karo, aur packing wale dibbe pe likh dena, medium size.
Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
‘VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu..
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
‘VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu..
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
Santa Ask 2 Banta
Santa Ask 2 Banta,
What is the height of Kanjusi?
Banta - people like you having free messages facility but not sending any messages because they dont want the battery to go low.
