Pareshan Karte Raho

Pareshan Karte Raho

Yaro ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
jab hum bol rahe hai to bakbak nahi
karte,
pareshan karte ho jab hum busy hote
hai,
ab hum free hai to SMS nahi karte.

Kanjusi ke sare record

Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho,
bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho,
mahan hai aap ki kanjusi,
toilet ke lote mein bhi,
paani chhod dete ho.

Khaali hai bottle
Khaali hai bottle phir bhi piye ja raha
hoon,
zindagi se bore hoon phir bhi jiye ja
raha hoon,
kisi bhi kamine ka SMS nahi aa raha
hai,
phir bhi kamino ko SMS kiye ja raha
hoon