Exam Time SMS in English & Hindi 140-160 Words
I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai
I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
.
Guess which song?
.
guess!
.
.
O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “Please cover your answer sheet”
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!!!!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.
C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd March. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... ana jarur
If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...
HAPPY EXams Days.
AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??
Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!
1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge
hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!
A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
SMSMANIA.IN
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
" Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition."...
I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai
I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
.
Guess which song?
.
guess!
.
.
O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “Please cover your answer sheet”
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!!!!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.
C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd March. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... ana jarur
If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...
HAPPY EXams Days.
AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??
Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!
1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge
hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!
A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
SMSMANIA.IN
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
" Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition."...
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