Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Ek sardar road pe potty kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jaane lage to Sardar bola, "O KAANOON K RAKHWALO!
SABOOT TO UTHALO!!" ;-)
Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly.
Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn
Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi...!
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