Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Pappu: LADIES TOILET!
Never Seen A Nude Woman?
A naked lady goes to Banta's bar, asks for a peg. Banta stares at her. Lady said, "Never seen a nude woman?"
Banta replied, "Nahi main soch raha hoon, tu paise kaha se nikalegi."
Soch Or Veham Me Kya Fark Hai
Teacher: Soch or veham me kya fark hai..?
Pappu: Aap ki beti sweet & sexy hai.. ye hamari soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye aap ka veham hai
Heard The Ass Snore
2 friends were attending a lecture.
1st friend- What a boring class, even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd friend- I know! I heard it snore 3 times.. !!
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