Sardar Jokes

lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

 Teacher: Can u tell the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness & peace in to people's lives?
Sardar:Smo-king & Drin-king !!


Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya?
Waiter- Sir murga langda tha
Sardar- Aur Dil ?
Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai.
Sardar - Abe Dimag To hoga Na .
Waiter - Sorry Sir murga bhi sardar tha...

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekh Achank Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy- Are Nhi Re Pagli, Hm To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai

lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls .speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda

agr ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti hai
apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti hai

ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hai ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hai bilkul apne baap pe gya hai..

Ek dost apne friend say:Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhotey ho ?

Dost:To kya hua.Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hai.

shadi karni thi kismat khuli nhi,
taj banana tha.lakin mumtaz mili nhi.
1 din kismat khuli.shadi hui ab taj banana hai.
pr mumtaz marti nhi

what is pyar ?

p-pagal hona
y-yado me khona
a-akele me tanha hona
r-roz ka rona dhona
Isiliye Don't do pyar.

Na Dil ko behlane k liye na ghar me sajane k liye.
bas apki 1 taswir chahiye hme,
apne Khet se "kouwe"
bhagane k liye

gurur vodka, gurur whisky,
gurur devo theli namh !
gurur sakshat desi pawwa,
tasme shri bear e namh !
bhagwan apko sada tunn
rakhe......cheers

A Sardar Doctor and Pandit luv same girl.
Pandit started giving an apple 2 D girl evryday.
Sardar Doctor asked: Y ??
Pandit: An apple a day keeps D doctor away!