MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega.
Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.
Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha. Std. : China mai,kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak
Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga
Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!
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